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I bet those Royal Kensington Palace
Guards pull that stand at attention
“Don’t touch me” shit in the bedroom
all the time, and the ladies love it.
Work for it, ya little crumpets...
About The Author
Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."