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I tell you what. Th� closest thing y�all got to global warming round here is what�s about to fly out my ass, and I�m damn sure y�all want no part of that. Colder�n anythin’ everbodys ever known ever where you go, Gotdammit!

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Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."

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