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Don’t Call Me When Yer Dick Freezes Off

Tue, Jan 07, 2014 - 01:09 PM
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I tell you what. Th’ closest thing y’all got to global warming round here is what’s about to fly out my ass, and I’m damn sure y’all want no part of that. Colder’n anythin’ everbodys ever known ever where you go, Gotdammit!
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About The Author
Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."

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