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Deleted Scenes: The Bible

Sun, Nov 03, 2013 - 09:00 AM
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There were several weeks where Jesus was all despondent about the nailing-to-the-cross shit. He was like, “Really?“ And God was like, “NIP IT!“, but it was all like thunder and shit. Then he told the Apostles, “Dudes, I am so fucked,“ but they chose not to put that part in the Bible.
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Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."

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