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What To Do In Case Of Emergency

Fri, Oct 18, 2013 - 03:00 PM
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If you are the only one around a complete stranger who is choking and you don’t want to get involved, just shout “STOP CHOKING” and move along. It’s the same as you never being there in the first place...
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Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."

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